i will never be over derek jumpstarting stiles’ jeep. like, who told him to do that? no one. derek did that out of the goodness of his little werewolf heart. what a nice thing, derek hale, what a nice thing
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
hannibal is an awesome show
starts with a beautiful scenery and you’re like wow
then there’s weird murder stuff going on and you’re like wow
then they cut to scene of hugh dancy in his tight underwear and you’re like WOW
such a perfect blend of wowza
It goes with the gif, and nothing you say will change my mind
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
actual photo of hitler
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
I’m 99% positive this is why the Doctor doesn’t celebrate birthdays.
+A for that